Fill out your victim's information in the R.I.P. INBOX form. After selecting the various options that might "interest" them, our nifty bot signs them up for newsletters and mailing lists.

Click SUBMIT. Violence achieved.

There are 6 categories with a number next to them. The number represents the number of mailing lists within that category your victim receives (if selected).

For example, "Farming (50+)" includes over fifty weekly newsletters from esteemed institutions and publications such as "Canadian Swine Breeders", "Living the Country Life", "Iowa Corn Growers Association", and many, many more.

You must fill in their name and their email. The phone number is optional, but please note that if you do not fill in a valid phone number, and select "Email and Telemarketing", they will only receive the emails.

You must select either the "Email only" or "Email and Telemarketing" option.

You must also select a minimum of 1 option from the Categories list.

Last of all, you must agree to the terms and conditions that this person is total garbage.

Let us assure you: this is completely legal.

However, this is also undeniably unethical and utterly irreversible.

Our deepest apologies for your misfortune.
Regrettably, this offensive incursion is both anonymous and irreversible.

We do have some advice that may be useful:
• Manually unsubscribe from the newsletters.
• Create a new email.
• Change your phone number.
• Be nicer to people.
• Find some new "friends".
• Take some time off to reflect on why this might have happened to you.

"Before I was afflicted I went astray: but now have I kept my word." Psalm 119:67